ughhh.

i am completely incapable of doing anything productive for two reasons:
1) it's july and
2) www.sorryimissedyourparty.com.

holy mother of pearl. i've spent like 4 cumulative hours perusing and it never, ever gets old.

have you ever had to choose which one of two guys (who happen to be best friends) you want to drunkenly sleep with, ended up with Second Choice because you thought your First Choice was not interested, and then found out directly afterwards from Second Choice that First Choice is, in fact, "really into" you?

yeah, me neither.

last night was really fun, though, all sex aside. the 2 above mentioned boys and i got a liter of vanilla rum for less than $10, went to my favorite dumpy pool hall, and played some of the worst games of pool that i have ever, ever been a part of. jesu christo.

i like my life.